Svakom Jordan - Thrusting Anal Plug: Is This The One?
Is this the portable anal fucking "machine" we've all been looking for 💟?
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Anal sex machines are AMAZING 🔥, but they're bulky, not portable, require setup, and are far from discreet 🤔. If you don't mind that, then definitely check out my favorite anal sex machine review:
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However, for those who love discreet things that can even thrust into you as you're walking around 24/7 🤤? Thrusting anal plugs are the solution.
But... I lost faith in thrusting butt plugs due to the below review, which was a complete failure 😔.
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See, in my experience, the folding parts on the silicone traps your insides and can cause bleeding. Not the way I like my anal play 😅. That just kills the mood, and your wallet.
HOWEVER! The Svakom Jordan is a thrusting butt plug that doesn't have those painfully folding silicone flaps! Very interesting 😏. Once I found out about it, it was an immediate purchase.
Unboxing
The Jordan comes in a beautiful Svakom box. It's a very welcoming unboxing, although the box can be quite bulky for what's actually inside.
Here's a 360° view of the toy to appreciate its sleek design 😎.
So what's in the box? The thrusting anal plug itself, a nice, velvety soft carrying pouch, a very slim remote control and a magnetic USB charging cable.
Key Features
Let's keep it short! The Jordan thrusts without having folds on the silicone which, in other toys, can trap your skin! Here's what that looks like:
360 view of the Svakom Jordan while thrusting in the air
It's app-controlled and also has vibrations.
It comes with an easy-to-use remote control, which I enjoyed. The remote control does take coin batteries which is a pity, but at least it is super sleek and slim.
How it feels
Let's test it out now!
Insertion
Inserting it went very smoothly 🥰! Jordan's tip is pleasantly soft and smooth. Much softer and smoother than the popular Lovense Hush XS plug 😲!
Due to the thrusting mechanism, you'll notice the middle part of the plug feels hollow; nothing is supporting the silicone there as it needs to stretch. That does feel strange at first – how am I going to get that in, right 😆? In the end, this just feels like a soft, comfortable bump and isn't a big deal.
The Thrusting
Turning on Jordan's thrusting, I could feel an almost overwhelming pressure on the inside! Give it a few seconds to get used to it, and this overwhelming feeling is something I started to look forward to 😈.
It feels very different from a sex machine, as you don't have the rubbing/moving around the sphincter; rather, it's only inside where it's moving. I did feel I missed the sphincter stimulation, but it's definitely not a dealbreaker considering this is super portable and affordable compared to a full-on sex machine!
I wonder if they could combine the thrusting with a rimming motion? While not the same as anal sex, there would still be some kind of stimulation at the sphincter which would bring more realism!
Thrusting Modes
Jordan comes with a few different thrusting modes. However, although it's app-controlled, you can't create custom thrusting patterns, which is a missed opportunity. I wish there were more patterns than only those 5 - although the included patterns are amazing.
Intensity
Changing the thrusting intensity isn't really what you'd think. When changing from 0% to 100% it only speeds up slightly. While I can't fully confirm, it seems it also uses slightly more force during the push in/out on the higher intensity.
Apart from that, increasing intensity causes the mechanical noise to become higher-pitched, and less enjoyable. I much prefer staying at 20-40% intensity, with occasional jumps to 100% at the right time😉. Luckily, that's not a bad thing, because the thrusting mode at 0% to 100% intensity isn't a huge difference.
Prostate pleasure
The Jordan by itself can't quite reach my prostate, but together with the thrusting and vibrations, and some wiggling around to find the right position to direct the pressure, I was able to get some prostate action ✨.
Position for prostate pleasure
Sure, it's not super straightforward, but give it some practice and you should be able to activate your prostate with it! What worked for me is to enjoy it standing while slightly leaning your pelvis/butt forward. Like the opposite of arching if that makes sense?
This allows the plug to enter slightly deeper and hit just the right spot 🎯. Together with the thrusting action, this felt like a proper milking! Doing this at full intensity and with vibrations, it was a good challenge to see how long I could keep it up.
Vibration
The vibration of the Jordan.. Oh well, together with the thrusting, it does feel great! And I won't skip on it if I'm not trying to be discreet.
It's ... buzzy 🫤. By itself it doesn't work well. If it was only a vibrating plug, I'd be disappointed. Combined with the thrusting, the extra vibration pressure while thrusting is still very welcome 😎.
So while I would still use both thrusting + vibrations during my sessions, having a stronger, more rumbly vibrator inside would have been much more impressive.
This is nothing compared to the Lovense Hush 2 for example, which has deliciously powerful and rumbly vibrations 😍.
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Noise Level
The thrusting alone is fairly quiet on lowest intensity, but not unnoticeable in a quiet room. It's still better than your average vibrator in terms of noise and the next room might not hear it.
Measuring the noise level right next to the Svakom Jordan with ambient room levels of 40dB, here are the results:
High Vibrations + High Thrusting: 67dB
Granted, that's not fantastic. But if you really want it to be discreet, turn off the vibrations and keep the low intensity thrusts - those are already amazing enough. Just know this might be a tad too obvious for public play.
App-Control
Controlling the Jordan anal plug using only its button is a mess. There's only one button to control everything. My advice? Skip it and install the app - it's so much better 👌.
With the app you'll be able to click the pattern and intensity that you want right away instead of cycling through different unexpected combinations.
There is no stranger control in the Svakom app, so you can only play by sharing the control link to somebody you know.
Intelligent mode
According to the Svakom website there is also an intelligent mode which mimics sex rhythms. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find this in the app, and haven't been able to test it. I would looove to try this out! If you know anything about how this works, please leave a comment 😃.
Is it the portable anal sex machine we've been looking for?
I'm drooling at the thought of anal thrusting on the go, and the Jordan makes it a reality!
Sure, is it as good as a full-on Hismith sex machine? Of course not. But it does satisfy my thrusting needs! I haven't found a better thrusting anal plug so far - and t(h)rust me, I've been researching a lot 😳!
The increasing pressure from the thrusting feels great on the Jordan, although I'm convinced in the future we will have even better anal thrusting toys. For now, we'll have to be content with the Jordan.
Concerns?
Trying the Jordan out in practice, I was worried about a few things 🤔!
- Will the thrusting action hurt? Seeing it's not exactly the same as a thrusting dildo. The thrusting action happens inside your body, while the outside of the plug (base) does not move.
- Longevity - the middle of the plug feels hollow. You can squish the silicone on the middle part, and it feels like there is nothing under the silicone.
I'm happy to report that the thrusting action feels very comfortable. However, you still wouldn't want too sudden movements while it's thrusting inside just to be safe. I wouldn't recommend using it while exercising.
As for longevity, during my test, it has been very solid! The hollow part of the silicone does bring me some concerns. It's more fragile than your average firm vibrator, but Svakom still managed to keep everything strong as long as you take care of it well. I haven't had any durability issues with my many tests.
Pros
- Anal thrusting while walking around! Thrusting pressure feels great 😍
- Anal thrusting noise is acceptable at low intensity
- App-controlled
- Soft, smooth silicone
- Great size for both beginners and advanced players
Cons
- Thrusts only on the inside (of course, since it's a plug). It is missing the typical anal sphincter stimulation
- The thrust range could be deeper
- Vibrations feel cheap - buzzy and noisy
Alternatives
If you're looking for real anal thrusting action, both the Keon and Hismith are great at it.
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The Keon is secretly also an anal sex machine!
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The Hismith is just soo powerful 🔥
Although I haven't reviewed it yet, Hismith also has a portable sex machine which could be interesting to try out!
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Conclusion
The Svakom Jordan is super sleek
The Svakom Jordan is a solid thrusting anal plug. It really delivered on its promise with amazing thrusting! While its vibrations are too buzzy, its unique thrusting mechanism completely makes up for it. I will keep the Jordan in my active toy rotation 🤤.
It's a no-brainer recommendation if you are looking for portable anal thrusting.
It allows you to get your daily dose of anal thrusting 😏 while walking around, no fuss setting up the sex machine, and I'm all here for it!
If you're craving that anal thrusting and don't want the hassle or full size of a sex machine, get the Jordan first and see if you'd enjoy more of it first 😉.
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