Booty Battle #1: Megan Rain Thunder Fleshlight – Anal Masturbator Review

Let those booties battle! 🍑

If you want to skip my amazing intro, scroll down to the review below!

Yes!! Finally! 🌟 I'm on a hunt for the most realistic anal masturbators! Let those booties battle! Let's be honest, we can't skip on a juicy booty, can we?

Working on Safe Lust is awesome 😎. Salivating while scrolling through all those beautiful butt masturbators, purchasing the best ones, trying them out and reviewing them? I'm in love with this new series 😁.

However! This series is not sponsored, so I have to shell out money for all those beautiful booties on my own 😥. Please use the links in this article to support me on my booty quest 🙏! You can purchase them at no extra cost to you through the links in this post, and I'll have just enough money for food after buying all these booties 😅.

Which booties should we have in a battle?

With some research, I've found most people agree on below 3 being the most realistic Fleshlight booties:

• Megan Rain - Thunder
• Alexis Texas - Tornado
• Eva Lovia - Spice

Okay okay, secretly I've got a never-ending wishlist of Fleshlights 😳. That doesn't mean we'll limit it to only Fleshlights, but it's a good place to start 😁. I'm also curious at how the Fleshlight Boost Blast will perform – I'm sending in the order!

While all 3 Fleshlights are irresistible butts, I chose to start with the Megan Rain - Thunder Fleshlight, mostly because it was easy to find in my pile of "to review" sex toys 😆 (larger than you might think 🤫).

As for onaholes, there's a popular onahole Rikka Likes Anal that I will review. I already posted its internal video on AllStrokers.

What's your favorite anal masturbator - did I miss one? I'd love to know, so do write it in the comments below! 😎

What are we looking for in the booties?

One thing we have to get out of the way - while we can search for the most realistic booty, it doesn't mean it will be even close to realism at all. Real booties move, tighten, and stretch, which is difficult to replicate in sex toys.

We'll just have to see how real it can get throughout this adventure, and I know I'm ready to start 😎.

Having experience with anal sex, here are some things I would be looking for in an anal masturbator – manufacturer's please note 😁:

• A beautiful, grippy orifice that starts tight and relaxes over time, with a visible tight and thin band (sphincter) around the penis
• Having to tease to get inside: pushing through multiple times before we can get comfortably and completely inside
• Orifice appearance changes as it is being stretched out
• For complete realism, the sphincter would be able to tighten up at times, based on cues
• A canal with tight, firm, smooth, but pleasurable walls, with dynamic contractions
• Heatable to have a realistic temperature

I've seen and tested contracting masturbators before. Unfortunately I haven't seen any male masturbator with a realistic, dynamic sphincter.

Megan Rain - Thunder: Fleshlight Review

Now we're on the same page, let's get into it 😏. I don't want this review to be long and boring, so I'll keep to the most important parts. Megan Rain's Thunder Fleshlight has a beautiful, very inviting and realistic orifice. It's just waiting to be used.

To get started I cleaned it with warm water, which warmed it up slightly and helps with immersion. I do have the Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer, but I haven't unboxed/reviewed it yet, that's for another time!

I've got a collection of 47 Fleshlights, and my first tests with them were usually: ohh, cool, or hmm 🤤. But with Megan Rain, I was completely WAWED 😮 by the new, but somehow familiar sensations.

While it was reported as being a realistic masturbator, I couldn't believe what I was feeling..., it felt much more lifelike than I would have imagined, even reminiscing some of my anal sex memories 🤤.

The Penetration

A nice amount of lube stayed on the orifice and didn't just get sucked in. I then used my penis to distribute it and push it in. It took teasing and effort to get it in! The orifice is tight, in an amazing way. From my current collection, this felt the most realistic so far.

Once you are in, the next penetrations get slightly easier as the lube is well-distributed, so that does tick some boxes in terms of realism, although it is missing the dynamic feel – the sphincter moving, tightening. Finding that in a sex toy would make me very happy!

The Internal Feel

Once popped into the Megan Rain Fleshlight, I felt this intense, but very well-balanced pressure all around. It felt smooth, tight, but not so easy to get in deeper. It took a couple of thrusts to spread the lube and get in deeper.

This reminds me of anal sex, as you go deeper, there is typically an increase in resistance, until there is relaxation. Kind of similar, very coool so far 😎.

The Aftermath

The first pumps with Thunder have a good realism to them, but after a while, the lube is spread out evenly, and it gets easier to pump. Which is similar to real anal sex, but then again, it's not. Why not?

The more you get used to the pressure, you start to feel the textures in more detail. Megan Rain's Thunder has a nibbed canal. So you start to feel these nibs more intensely, similar to the entrance of a Tenga CUP – pleasurable, but not realistic.

Here's what the texture looks like inside:

I post all my masturbator internal videos on AllStrokers, so make sure to head out there if you're looking for a particular feel. I spent lots of time to create these perfect internal videos. If you enjoy them, let me know in the comments! That way I'll keep on making these.

Conclusion

So how is the Megan Rain Thunder Fleshlight? The orifice, the foreplay, and the pushing through all felt so realistic for a Fleshlight ❤️. However, after a while, the realism seems to disappear as you start to feel the nibs more clearly. Surprisingly, it takes a while before you start to notice the nibs.

Those nibs are pleasurable! But they don't feel like the real thing, at all. With that said, the entrance really had me gasping – it reminded me of some real anal sex experiences, and I loved that.

It's definitely a Fleshlight that will get lots of use 😈. I can easily recommend it if you're looking for a more realistic anal Fleshlight. Redditors haven't let me down 😁. No wonder Thunder is recommended so often.

Overall, I have to say this Fleshlight is pretty quiet! If you feel you'd get bored by repeating textures though? It might not be the best fit for you. Rotating it does give a slight different feel.

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