Booty Battle #3: Alexis Texas Tornado Fleshlight - Anal Masturbator Review
If you've missed the previous episodes, I'm on an epic quest to find the most realistic booties! I love my job ❤️🔥. In these episodes, be ready to find the most realistic anal masturbators, be it Anal Fleshlights, Onaholes or more.
The first 2 Booty Battles haven't disappointed! I'm still dreaming for another opportunity to pound Megan Rain's Thunder 🤤. She left a strong impression on me. Nevertheless, we must go on! We must gather all the required intel for our Booty Battles. Are you ready, Captain?
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Alexis Texas - Tornado: Fleshlight Review
Ooh, check out that butt! That's a beautiful, and tight orifice right there.. It seems like a good challenge to spread her butt, and I LOVE that. I can't wait to get started 😈.
First, Alexis, you have to prepare too 😉. Sticks sleeve warmer rod right into her butt. The Fleshlight Sleeve Warmer took around 10 minutes to warm her up. It didn't get as warm as I would have wanted, but I'll make another review on the Sleeve Warmer soon, let's keep to the topic: THE BOOTIES. We must not get distracted, Captain!
Slipping in.. Lube up!
Slipping into Alexis, the entrance feels exactly how it looks like, very vertical and tight. To my surprise, firmer than I would have expected, making the orifice shape very noticeable to my penis. Alrighty, more lube we need!
Texture
Alexis Texas - Tornado Fleshlight - Internal Texture Video
After adding lots of lube, attempts to have slide inside, and pushing in, I finally got in. But.. uh oh.. Why does my dick feel crushed? The inside is very tight - don't underestimate it. The texture is incredibly obvious. Thick spirals all around, rotating through. The spirals are firm since they are so thick. This makes it even more challenging. It's TIGHT and FIRM... This combination is problematic.
Sore... Getting absolutely CRUSHED...
My slightly above average member was getting really sore, but we must push through to review Alexis' Fleshlight! The incredible, crushing pressure on my penis, and glans, actually made it difficult to enjoy it at all.
It was hard to stay erect as it is crushing my glans, and it took a while before I was able to finish.. And the finishing goal.. wasn't pretty. It was painful, as while I was finishing, I was still! getting! crushed! 💔
STILL sore after!
30 minutes after the deed, and my penis still feels very sore. I can still feel the spirals on my penis, and my penis isn't liking it, at all! 😃 What is this twisty feeling on my dick, Alexis?? 😆
You should know.. I gave the Alexis Texas Tornado Fleshlight a couple sessions, to validate my findings.. Unfortunately, it didn't get better, even as I pushed through multiple sessions. It just felt painful, and the orgasm was just so disappointing as I was getting crushed.
On a good note, the suction was incredibly strong. So if you have a modest penis girth, you might end up loving it! But with a slightly above average penis, the experience is painful.
Alexis Texas Tornado is very lube-hungry! You'll go through a lube bottle very quickly with her.
Was it realistic?
Hey Captain! Please focus! The matter is: whether this booty is a realistic representation of anal sex!
The outer orifice and sphincter felt quite realistic. But after that, the strong spiralling texture blew away any possible realism. With another penis size, your experience may vary, but in terms of both pleasure and realism, I have to give this a lower ranking.
Updated Booties Ranking
The sexy booties we've met in our journey so far 🔥. Megan Rain, Eva Lovia and Alexis Texas.
I decided to create a second ranking for pleasurable booties. A realistic booty, doesn't mean it's the most pleasurable booty, let's keep track of both as we continue throughout this journey. Which one is your favorite pick? Let me know in the comments!
I know, it's hard to resist, looking at these right? 😉
Realistic Booties Ranking
- #1: Eva Lovia - Spice - Anal Fleshlight
- #2: Megan Rain - Thunder - Anal Fleshlight
- #3: Alexis Texas - Tornado - Anal Fleshlight
Booties Pleasure Index
- #1: Megan Rain - Thunder - Anal Fleshlight
- #2: Eva Lovia - Spice - Anal Fleshlight
- #3: Alexis Texas - Tornado - Anal Fleshlight
Wondering why Megan ranks first on the pleasure index? Check out my journey with her to understand more:
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Alexis Texas - Tornado - Butt Fleshlight Summary
Booty Battle #4 Is Next!
Don't get demotivated Captain, remember Booties #1, and #2? Those were amazing! Who knows what's waiting for us with Booty #4. Make sure to subscribe to find out!
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